dying

so im still alive and able to post this... anyway im still gonna die soon but it may take a lil longer haahahas.. its either andy seems to be less annoying or im quite used to it already! hahas.. life here is really boring.. all you do is laze around and grow fat.. i hardly ever go out and theres no where near to go out!! both my guardians run their own business so they are working mon-sat.. which means i only get to go out on sunday after church. BUT they go to a place called boxhill... boxhill is like a mini china,korea and there are alot of other asians like indos and thais and all the mega loudspeaker asians.... besides that, church also sucks.. ive attended 2 chi churches in 2 weeks. wtpangsai.. so boring. i dont understand anything. extremely small. and theres like nth much going on...

my uncle in law came back from a business trip last thurs and guess what. hes so hilarious. hes so funny that for every single joke he cracks, he'll laugh his head off and no one will laugh. so you get my point? he laughs at his own jokes really bad. and i only do it when im insane. he does it every day!! ARGH! lol. hes also a control freak like my aunt. thats why their kids have became what they are today. ESPECIALLY ANDY. i will beat him up very soon already! hahas.. thats about it for now. quite lazy to type and theres nth much to say. just that i cant wait to see tee again and go to the city!!

ps: have you ever been in a car where the driver steps on the accelerator, releases it and then steps on it again? its like going back and forth! (chicken's head)... thats exactly what happens FOR EVERY FRIGGIN CAR RIDE!!! its not just my aunt. its both my aunt and uncle in law. but my aunt is alot worse. k see you guys!

life in aus

So now, school has started for me. It was alot better than I thought it would be actually. In my mind, I expected it to be like the movies---> you'll have to deal with the group that will make fun of you and you'll probably only have like 2 people talking to you trying to know you better. However, not a single soul criticised me and there were quite alot of friendly people in my school. In my school, I've only seen like 4 asians. The 1st one i met is from Beijing and everyone calls him Mal. Other than him, I don't really know the other Asians. Anyway my school is called Kambrya College. NONE OF YOU WILL KNOW IT. Trust me. Its a government school and its rather new i think. Right now, I'm staying at my aunt's place which is at Berwick. (pronounced as: Berick. the W is silenced) hahas. Its really far away from the CBD ( central business district) which is the city area. If i'm not mistaken, its an hour plus away from Berwick by train. So i don't have a life and I cant really go out. Because the nearest mall is about 20mins away or so by CAR. Which means that I'll be staying at home alot and I won't go shopping. Probably once in 2 months. Hahas. If you think that sucks, the horror continues. Now I'll tell you about my wonderful, happening and FUN cousins. 1st, my cousins are called Andy and Thomas. Andy is a year younger than me and Thomas is 12 this year. Now let me describe how mature they are in as many words as I can: They are babies. Seriously I'm going to die living with them. In the past 3 or more weeks I've been here, they have ONLY fought and cried 3 or 4 times because of the game Maple Story. Told you they are MATURE and ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. Now, I shall tell you more about them individually. Let's start off with Andy. Andy looks like a mouse 1stly
(not criticising, just stating). He's twice as gay as Elroi ( sorry about this Elroi) and more than thrice as annoying as Elroi ( really sorry Elroi). From what I've seen and heard, I'm sure i can say alot of people find Elroi VERY ANNOYING. Well, at times he is. Compared to Andy, Elroi is mute. (which means Elroi is not irritating at all). Besides, Elroi can be serious. Andy is hopeless. But wait, there's more. Not only does Andy look like a mouse. He also squeals like one when I beat him because I get too annoyed by him. Everytime he squeals, my aunt (his mom) thinks I'm bullying him. WHAT THE MAXLIFE MAN. hahas. Unfortunately it doesn't stop here. Andy really doesn't seem to be interested in girls. (definition of girls: opposite sex of guys). The weird thing is, Andy gets pretty dirty minded sometimes. Let's not go there. hahas. Now, lets talk about Thomas. Thomas is a REAL BABY. He whines and squeals like a 3 year old toddler. No bullcrap. However, Thomas is (unbelieveably) more mature than Andy most of the time. In fact, I prefer talking to Thomas also. I ALWAYS ask him how he has survived with Andy for 12 years and counting. His reply: (I'll rephrase it) I have no idea. Andy is fierce with me and a real ass with everyone else. Oh well. Told you they are WONDERFUL. hahas. Other than ALL OF THAT, there's still more!! From the past weeks I've been living with them, I can assume that Andy and Thomas don't go out with anyone else other than family. Why? BECAUSE THEY STAYED HOME PRACTICALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THEIR HOLIDAY!!!!! WHAT THE PANG SAI MAN. If you're wondering how they survived, I'm still trying to figure that out myself. From what I' ve come to realize, they are both SUPER DEPENDENT ON THEIR PARENTS. In fact, going out with their friends would be the last thing on their minds!! For EVERYTHING THERE IS IN THE WORLD, the both of them would go : " Maa, why this and why that and ask a billion other questions." Its not just for a few minutes or anhything similar, it actually goes on for like the whole day! If you feel that the story and explanation of James' life has motivated or touched you, call 1900-Help-A-Dying-James-Fund now. ( charges are as such : $0.12 per minute. Inclusive of gst. Be among the 1st 200 Gazillion callers and receive a Maxlife Voucher redeemable at all leading departmental stores. Limited time only. Terms and conditions apply) Anyway... I will be going online alot less from now on. I will also not be able to use the computer from Mon- Thurs. Which means I will hardly ever update like what I'm already doing now. Hee hee. Apart from all of these, my parents left this morning and I'm really going to miss them to the ends of Pluto. Currently, I'm attendind a 102% Chinese speaking church. HOW AWESOME. ( sarcasm x10) haha. I don't understand 90% of everything so its really boring for me. Hopefully I'll be able to go to Tee's church ASAP. Before I go, I must also mention that there are very few soccer players in my new school and ALMOST EVERYONE USES THE F-WORD LIKE TOILET PAPER. Fortunately, with self-control and obedience I promised myself and God I wouldn't use such language. (AMEN.) For now, have fun with whatever you're doing. Take care and Bye!

in aus

HELLO EVERYONE! this is only a quick and mini update.... I REALLY MISS YOU GUYS BACK AT FMC!!! i'll talk more in my next post which would prolly be in a few .... days? hahas. take care! byebye. (might update tml)